We had just finished our second round. I wasn’t even breathing hard. I took a sip of the incredible wine and asked if she wanted to go again. She just smiled, nodded, and we were off. Off to fill our plates one more time with [Read More…]
Lazy Susan and Lazy Boy Rocker
The Lazy Susan goes round and round. It’s convenient. The Lazy Boy Rocker doesn’t move. It’s comfy. The Lazy River at El Dorado Casitas Royale is convenient, comfortable, and encourages couples to “go with the flow”. The resort has the famous Lazy River plus 13 [Read More…]
Sand In Your Pants on a Top 10 Beach
Soaking wet from the surf and rollicking in the sand. That’s what we kids did when we spent summer vacations with our Grandparents on the coast. My parents would complain but Grandpa always smiled and said, “Sometimes its okay to get sand in your pants”. [Read More…]
Not Exactly A Resort
It’s not exactly a resort. The kids were bored. Even my parents complained about the food. Our relatives were scattered from RV campgrounds to hotels in town. I told my wife there has to be a better place to hold a family reunion than our [Read More…]
Azul Villa Carola – Top 5 White Lies Men Tell Their Wives
Would you lie to your Wife? What happens when you arrive at the executive retreat and catch your first glimpse of the icon for paradise called the Azul Villa Carola? Most men find that they instantly possess new communication skills when checking in with the [Read More…]
We Were Hauled in Front of the Justice of Peace
It was useless to deny what had happened. The blood tests were done by professionals. The Mexican authorities swore they had solid witnesses. The entire scene had been photographed professionally. The evidence was overwhelming. Another blissful Wedding day at the Azul Fives Hotel by Karisma [Read More…]
Azul Beach – Seriously, What Were You Thinking?
Married, harried, 2 kids, and ready for a well-earned Vacation! I’m thinking raspberry margaritas, strolling moonlit beach, and a comfy king size bed. She’s thinking bottle warmers, baby strollers, and cribs. We know that marriage is all about compromising, right? Wrong! The perfect combination for [Read More…]
Azul Sensatori – My Finance Said “I Do” To Someone Else
My finance said “I Do” . I wasn’t even there when it happened. When it came to planning our Wedding my Fiancé was told to create the Fairytale the way she had always imagined. My job was to look good in a tuxedo. She [Read More…]
I Was Shocked at What I Found in the Bathroom at the El Dorado Casitas Royale
I was horrified. It was right there on the floor of the bathroom. I fought back the screams and insisted the resort send someone immediately to remove it. And quickly before my wife saw it. I brought my wife to El Dorado Casitas Royale for [Read More…]
El Dorado Seaside – Why I Smiled When I Was Arrested and Charged
Arrested? Yes. Charged? Yes. Guilty? Oh, Yes! I freely admit that I suffered from a clear cut case of Arrested Development the minute we set foot in this Enchanted Resort. We felt like teenagers falling in love for the very first time. This is the [Read More…]
El Dorado Maroma – No E-Ticket Rides or Grinning Mouse
I love my kids. But I also like a little time away to relax, rekindle and renew my relationship with my Princess. And the El Dorado Maroma is an exclusive adults-only resort. So this trip is all about the romance. The private beach at El [Read More…]
El Dorado Royale – What Would Willie Wonka Do?
Chocolate therapy works! I was dipped in milk chocolate and coated with a thin candy shell. Okay, that might be a bit of an exaggeration. The entire adults-only resort experience is over-the-top at El Dorado Royale. Personal attention and superior service is not a slogan. [Read More…]
Azul Villa Carola – I’ll Say I Do
Weddings must be perfect. Brides think their special day includes magic wands, fairy Godmothers, and Unicorns. They envision a land of make believe and the possibility of the perfect day. Brides will tell you that their perfect day is possible at the hidden gem called [Read More…]
Azul Sensatori – 31 Flavors and No One Screams for Ice Cream
Someone Shouted, “You’re Not Really Drunk If You Can Hang On To The Dance Floor”. No Ice Cream and No Cones at the Mojito Lounge but Guess What? They have 31 flavors of Mojitos! The Mojito Lounge is only one of the Azul Sensatori “after [Read More…]
El Dorado Casitas Royale – I Will Not Apologize to My Mother
I Finally Stood Up To My Mother. I flat out told her, “I’m not cleaning my room, preparing meals, doing dishes, and I’m staying up all night”. I wanted to tell her that when I was 16. It took me another 16 years to actually [Read More…]
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